The Muppet Show
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Muppets meet celebrities. Hilarity ensues.
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Episode 22, Ethel Merman ... Fozzie Bear: "Hey, I went to a diet doctor and in just two months I lost $300."
Episode 21, Twiggy ... Fozzie Bear: "Hey, I went to a resort hotel for a change and a rest. The waiter got the change and the hotel got the rest. Agh!"
Episode 14, Sandy Duncan ... Mildred: "You know, when I was in London, I saw them changing the guards." ... George the Janitor: "Why, were they dirty?"
Episode 11: Lena Horne ... Fozzie Bear: "I bet on a horse that came in so late they had to pay the jockey time and a half."
Episode Seven: Florence Henderson ... Fozzie Bear: "Prices are so high, yesterday I bought a pound of hamburger and had to have a cosigner."
Episode Four: Ruth Buzzi ... Fozzie Bear: "I finally found a sure way to lose weight....I bought a scale that lies."
Episode Three: Joel Grey ... George the Janitor: "My family's so old it's been condemned."
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