My Horizontal Life

My Horizontal Life

A Collection of One-Night Stands

Downloadable Audiobook - 2008
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You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.
Publisher: Old Saybrook : Tantor Media, 2008
Edition: Unabridged
ISBN: 9781400128266
Branch Call Number: OverDrive Audiobook
Characteristics: 1 sound file : digital
Additional Contributors: Campbell, Cassandra
OverDrive, Inc

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lbarkema Dec 08, 2014

More crude than I was thinking it would be (although with a title like that, it was my own fault for having those expectations). It was funny at times, and as I got used to the risque and brash way in which it was told, I enjoyed the book more. Still not positive that I would recommend it, but I guess if you are a fan of Chelsea Handler and her other novels (which I will admit, I have not read yet), then go for it!

iRead26 Jul 10, 2012

I was hoping for some laughs but this book was just bad in every way.

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