Welcome to the United Tweets Pageant -- a colorful, tongue-in-cheek competition that features every state bird. From Alabama's Yellowhammer to Wyoming's Western Meadowlark, each bird is a winner -- and each bird loves to show off the state it calls home. As readers brush up on funny state trivia, they will also learn a lot about their feathered tour guides. The contestants' silly remarks lead to some uproarious interactions -- after all, this is a competition, isn't it? Spark an interest in United States history, geography, and, of course, wildlife.